And the award goes to : Depree Johnson, a convicted felon living in Lakeworth, Florida.
Johnson, 19, posted more than 100 selfie-photos of himself on Instagram – posing with cash, stolen guns and other stolen property.
In several of the pics, Johnson and his pals posed with handguns pointed at their own heads.
Evidently some astute detectives from the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Department suspected Johnson of several high-end burglaries and were watching his Instagram account.
When they searched his home last week, deputies recovered more than a quarter-million dollars worth of stolen jewelry, and of course several stolen firearms.
Johnson now faces 142 separate charges, including many felony weapons violations.
The best part of the tale: in booking, when asked his occupation, Johnson replied “thief.”